Winston Wu
The one and (thankfully) only!
This page is a tribute to Mr. Winston Wu. This Winston Wu (any likeness to any other Winston Wu is purely coincidental):
A kind, gentle, vegetarian soul about whom many volumes have been written -- mainly by himself, but also on discussion forums dedicated to him, such as this one.
Winston's head is a little large and he has looks that scare away small children. It's what's inside that counts, though.
Mr. Wu is not cut out for a working life. No problem there -- after all, it's what a man does with his free time that defines him.
OK, so Winston leeches from his daddy and other benefactors who naively assist him while he 'defines' himself. But hey, if someone offers you money, you take it, right?
Some people do have problems with Winston though.
It's not that Winston Wu is a sex tourist disguised as a self-proclaimed 'spiritual' man 'seeking a fulfilling relationship'. Few sex tourists admit their real identities after all.
It's not that Winston Wu is the most extreme cheapskate tight-wad ever known to mankind. Spending wisely is a good trait, especially when the money is needed for prostitutes.
No, those aren't the biggest problems that people have with Winston Wu.
The fact that he whored his way through Russia for a year? Nope. Other men do it, and it's not illegal so long as sex is consensual and/or paid for.
The fact that Mr. Winston "Whorricane" Wu has been whoring it up in the Philippines since late 2006? No, that's not it either -- many foreigners treat the Philippines as a sex playground.
The fact that Winston started living with an 18-year-old girl in March of 2007? No, she's of legal age.
The fact that Mr. Wu finally made her pregnant after complaining that for 6 weeks they had tried with no results? No, that's legal too. Congratulations!
The fact that as soon as Winston learned that his girlfriend was pregnant, he asked on public forums for abortifactants? No - lots of women have abortions, especially when with good-for-nothing partners.
The fact that Winston was trying to find out "How do all these women who live in slums have babies so cheaply?" and not paying the $2 per month that would have ensured his girlfriend medical insurance? Well, no -- when times are hard, one has to be careful with money.
The fact that ever since first meeting his girlfriend, including during her entire pregnancy, Winston Wu took every opportunity to "bar fine" ('employ' a bar girl for the night)? Well, yes, some people have a problem with that... but she has apparently agreed to an 'open' relationship.
The fact that Winston was not present for the birth of his son on January 9th, 2008? Well, fathers are just plain busy sometimes, so let's not criticize unfairly.
The fact that Winston blames the mother for not telling him that she had gone into labor? That's understandable. Winston wrote, at the time,
"Today, on January 9, Dianne went into labor at around noon, but for
some reason I didn't find out about it until 6pm when I was out eating
dinner. She still hasn't explained why."
"Daddy, what were you doing when I was born?"
We welcome Wu Junior into the world. At some point he may ask this question.
Just three hours after his e-mail announcement of the birth, Mr. Wu e-mailed a link to an AOL photo album entitled "Mary Ann and I, Uncensored (1/10/08)". Never one to withhold his impulses, be shy, keep a secret for long or pass up a money-making opportunity, it is likely that these photos answer his son's future question.
Could people perhaps have a problem with the fact that the reason why Mr. Wu did not know about the mother of his child going into labor appears to be that he was was out whoring, as usual, instead of being with the 9-months-pregnant mother?
Winston, circa January 9th, 2008
Perhaps, but the birth process is rather icky, and takes a lot of time -- time that could be spent doing more useful things.
No, what people seem to have a problem with is that he actually photographs himself doing this, posts it to a public forum (an AOL album), and tries to make money by selling CDs of these images.
Sure, that's bad. But what is unforgivable is the quality of the images.
Audiences will be extremely disappointed that they can barely see his pecker, even when it is standing to attention in all its glory (frames 50-52). But WAIT! Is that a pecker, or a thimble?
That anyone could keep these images out of the recycle bin, let alone publish them and expect lonely young males to pay to jerk off to them simply crosses all bounds of sane and civilized behavior.
Mr. Winston Wu, you should be ASHAMED of yourself for tarring the great institutions of photography and pornography with your brush.
Here, for download, is a ZIP file containing all 281 images apparently taken during the birth of his child. Sure, it's the wrong woman, the wrong bed -- and it's he who is naked rather than the mother -- but hey, at least there is a babe in the bed and besides, you can't take photos of the birth of your son if you're not there, can you?
Click here to download the ZIP file.
PLEASE NOTE: It is a large file (31MB) and is password-protected. It contains images only suitable for a mature audience. Send an e-mail to wu___@___winston-wu___DOT___com. Let me know who you are, what is your connection to Winston Wu, and the password will be sent to you.
While you are waiting, have a look at Winston Wu's web site:
HappierAbroad.com
It speaks for itself.
Update, March 5th, 2008. Winston Wu writes,
"I don't care if you post those naked photos of me having sex." and "Even if you post those pictures of me, so what? What do I have to lose? No one gives a shit."
He is absolutely right, no one does give a shit. However, people still like a good laugh. So here's another self-portrait, posted on a public AOL photo album (and here we thought AOL content was suitable for a family audience - ?) by Winston Wu himself, copied here with notation but otherwise unadulterated:
