May, 2009.
Winston Wu has just changed his official online name (and possibly his official name) to
Vinstonas Wu.
The obvious question is: Why?
Apparently Vinstonas Wu underestimated the problems that could be
caused by spreading himself, his name, his photos, his depravities and his entire life liberally
across the Internet. Winston Wu - "He with no shame" - appears finally to
have developed a sense of shame.
Having abandoned his family in the Philippines, Mr. Vinstonas Wu has found himself
in Taiwan, living (aged 36) in his parents' house, unable for 4 months to obtain
sex from any Taiwanese female and incapable of finding profitable work that someone as
'special' as himself can tolerate. Furthermore, he understood that
embassies, prospective employers and partners, girlfriends, wives, relatives and
friends all now use the Internet to vet people by name. With too much
negative press surrounding the name Winston Wu, he has now simply changed his
first name.
We are here to clear up any confusion for all future
sponsors, spouses, associates and other potential dupes of Vinstonas Wu who are
performing a background check.
But why the name "Vinstonas"? Isn't that a bit unusual for a Taiwanese
man? This name is of Latvian/Lithuanian origin it would seem, both places
where he spread his seed among prostitutes in the early 2000s as part of his
ill-conceived search to find an Eastern European wife. It may be that he
is planning on abandoning his "Winston Wu does Asia" fantasy, and begin anew in Europe.
Always desperate to earn an income, 'Vinstonas Wu' has just launched a new web
site:
Nice name, but Vinstonas Wu is about as scientific as a donut -- his
sugar-coated theories being half-baked with great big holes through them. As with his
home-grown 'expertise' on living the good life,
marrying a good woman,
being a great husband and father,
raising wonderful children and generally
becoming a success story, it is all superheated claptrap intended to attract
spectators to his web site who will then (hopefully) click on the ads that he
has plastered wall-to-wall in order to top up his meager whoring fund.
Literally.
Vinstonas Wu attempts to gain respectability for his new web site above by
claiming that the #2 and #3 members of his SCEPCOP committee are the lawyer
Victor Zammit and Homeopathy Proponent John Benneth. One would think that
respectable professionals would be more concerned about those with whom they
associate publicly online.
If you appreciate this ongoing effort to inform the
world about Vinstonas Wu and and spare
Third World women needless suffering, please leave your thoughts on the Guest Book Thank you!
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(Note: Unlike Mr. Wu, we are not asking for donations to maintain this site, make up for our laziness, pay for baby milk, insure against our stupidity or finance a prostitute habit.)
