This site is about the following Mr. Winston Wu (any resemblance to any other Winston Wu is purely coincidental):
Why does this web site even exist? In brief,
Winston Wu was a contractor for my company from November 2006 until March of 2007.
He was fired due to mind-blowing laziness, incompetence, sex addiction and
personal hygiene problems -- all exacerbated by
mental illness(es). Since being fired, he has chosen to run an
obsessive online campaign consisting of
email stalking and posting incessant libelous statements about myself and my
business wherever he can find a web site that will publish his rants.
The full history of my run-in with Winston Wu is provided on this
page for those who are interested.
Why don't I simply sue this twit? Applying libel laws to a
penniless individual hiding in a Third World country is not easy. But yes,
steps in this direction are being taken since even one counterfactual statement
constitutes libel. Wu's activities are supported by his father who, if
implicated, would be included in the lawsuit.
Many are asking, Just
who is this Winston Wu character? Some, such as the U.S. Embassy in
Manila to whom he is trying to
prove his paternity
and the sincerity of his relationship [permalink],
may be interested in knowing that actual reality --
about his 'wife', current situation and future plans
-- is very different from his self-expressed virtual
reality.
According to his many writings about himself, Mr. Wu is a kind, gentle,
honest, vegetarian seeker of truth and enlightenment with a wonderful new family
and an illustrious
career behind him. Oh, and scores of "hot chicks"
"banged" (his words) on a continuing basis.
According less biased sources -- including those who have employed him, dated
him, or spent time with him in general -- he is a bizarre
self-admitted sex-addict
[permalink] 'loser'
living with Narcissistic Personality Disorder in his own fantasy world
of prostitutes, funded
mainly by is father. Having started a 'family' in the Philippines, he
abandons it at every opportunity, including a 6-month trip to his ancestral Taiwan during the first half of 2009 which came to an end when he found not a single Taiwanese female willing to provide sexual favors.
Feelings amongst those who have encountered Mr. Wu either online or in person
often run so strong that there is, for example, an
online discussion forum dedicated to exposing him. Mr. Wu regularly
joins online forums in order to express his fatuous views and to promote himself and his web site
through 'link spamming'. As far as we know, he has been banned from every single one
aside from his own. From Russian dating forums to Filipino forums to Asian
dating and expat forums, he rapidly wears out his welcome and becomes an object of
disgust and ridicule.
- Winston Wu, in his post on the World Sex Guide® forum, April 17, 2010
As further testament to his bizarreness, do have a look at his
résumé, in which he actually still claims to be
working for me, having supposedly also been instrumental in my company's
success!
For those who wish to know Winston Wu a little better, I will add some information
based on
my unfortunate personal experiences with him.
Known in some circles as 'pumpkin head',
Winston does have looks that scare away small children. But beauty is
skin-deep; it's what's inside that counts.
Mr. Wu is not cut out for a working life. No problem there -- it is what a
man does with his free time that defines him after all.
True, Winston leeches from his father and other benefactors who naively assist him while he 'defines' himself. But heck, if someone offers you money, you take it, right?
Some people do have genuine issues with Winston, however.
It's not that Winston Wu is a sex tourist disguised
as a self-proclaimed 'spiritual' man 'seeking a fulfilling relationship'.
Few sex tourists admit their real identities, even to themselves.
It's not that Winston Wu is the most extreme cheapskate tight-wad ever known. Spending wisely is a good trait, especially when the money is needed for prostitutes.
Perhaps it is his personal hygiene problems ranging from spraying urine anywhere
but into a
toilet, to leaving squashed feces on toilet seats, to people slipping on used
condoms in his bedroom, to his bedroom stink keeping out even the housekeeper,
to not showering regularly because he'll "only get sweaty again later"?
Not really, since he lives in his own apartment now.
No, those aren't the biggest problems that people have with Winston Wu.
Perhaps the fact that he whored his way through Russia for a year under the pretense of finding a wife? No, that is not illegal so long as sex is consensual and/or paid for.
The fact that Mr. Winston "Whorricane" Wu has been whoring it up in the Philippines since 2006? No, that's not it either -- many foreigners treat the Philippines as a sex playground
after all.
The fact that Winston started living with an 18-year-old girl in March of 2007? No, she's of legal age.
The fact that Mr. Wu finally made her pregnant after complaining that for 6 weeks they had tried with no results? No, that's legal too. Congratulations!
The fact that as soon as Winston learned that his girlfriend was pregnant, he
asked publicly for advice on abortifactants?
Ah, well, lots of women have abortions, especially when with good-for-nothing partners.
The fact that Winston was asking his mailing list, "How do all these women who live in slums have babies so cheaply?" and not paying the $2 per month that would have ensured his girlfriend medical insurance? Well, no -- when times are hard, one has to be careful with money.
The fact that ever since first meeting his girlfriend, including
during her
entire pregnancy and beyond, Winston Wu has
taken every opportunity to "bar fine" bar girls (hire prostitutes)? Well, yes, some people have a problem with that... but she has apparently agreed to an 'open' relationship.
(One must wonder what else, then, could possibly be behind her frequent
erratic behavior?)
The fact that Winston blames the mother for not telling him that she had gone into labor? That's understandable. Winston wrote, at the time,
"Today, on January 9, Dianne went into labor at around noon, but for
some reason I didn't find out about it until 6pm when I was out eating
dinner. She still hasn't explained why."
"Daddy, what were you doing when I was born?"
We welcome Wu Junior into the world. At some point he may ask this question.
Just three hours after his e-mail announcement of the birth, Mr. Wu could apparently think of nothing better to do than e-mail a link to an
AOL album
of 281 video stills entitled "Mary Ann and I, Uncensored (1/10/08)". Never one to withhold his impulses, be shy, keep a secret for long or pass up a money-making opportunity,
one could be forgiven for believing that these photos would answer his son's future question.
<< REDACTED to preserve the dignity of this site:
Grainy video still of Mr. Wu sitting naked in bed with a naked bar girl
straddling him. Use your imagination. >>
Sure, it's the wrong woman and the wrong bed, but at least there is a 'babe'
in the bed and besides, you can't take photos of the birth of your son if you're
not there.
Apparently that's not what transpired with his wife, according to Wu's July 31st
post to the WooWeasel forum:
"We had a fight that morning. She went home. I ran some errands. Then at dinner I ate alone at Rosalinas (they have a vegetarian menu). Then Dianne gave me a call around 6pm and told me she had gone into labor."
Interesting story: Wu's girlfriend-wife is about to give birth. They argue (one can imagine what the argument might have been about) and this 9-months-pregnant girl leaves. Wu performs "errands" (his usual alibi for 'extracurricular activities') between "that morning" (let's say 11am) until "dinner" (let's say 5pm). Wow, busy guy, getting hold of some extra nipples no doubt
-- for the baby, of course. Wu, as usual, has a rationalization for his behavior:
"Our doctor had told me weeks prior that I would NOT be allowed in the delivery room, due to sterilization procedures"
Anyone who knows Mr. Wu's personal habits can easily understand why a doctor might make this unusual stipulation
in his case.
Could people perhaps have a problem with the fact that Mr. Wu disappeared on "errands" and a table-for-1 dinner while the mother of his child was
about to go into labor?
Perhaps, but the birth process is rather icky, and takes a lot of time -- time
that could be spent doing more pleasant, useful things, just as he
spent New Year's eve 2008 with bar girls rather
than his own family.
No, what people find unconscionable is that he actually makes a movie of himself with a prostitute, posts stills to an
AOL photo album, and circulates links to it just hours after the birth of his child.
Sure, that's bad. But what is unforgivable is the quality of the images.
That anyone could keep these images out of the recycle bin, let alone publish them and expect lonely males to
buy them simply crosses all bounds of sane and civilized behavior.
Mr. Winston Wu, you should be ASHAMED of yourself for tarring the great institutions of photography and pornography with your brush.
Want to learn more? Here's All-About-Wu according to the WuMaster himself:
HappierAbroad.com
The site speaks for itself.
Update, March 5th, 2008. Winston Wu writes,
"I don't care if you post those naked photos of me having sex." and "Even if you post those pictures of me, so what? What do I have to lose? No one gives a shit."
He is absolutely right, no one does "give a shit" -- but people still like a good laugh.
In order to spare the reader a vomit-covered keyboard or a laugh-induced hernia, a photo of Mr. Wu
attempting to have sex with a severely underpowered weapon will not be posted
here. It had been posted on an AOL photo album by Winston Wu himself
-- and here we thought AOL content was suitable for a family audience.
<< REDACTED to preserve the dignity of this site: Self-portrait of
someone we know and love attempting sex
with a bar girl. Use your imagination. >>
Update, July 23rd, 2008. In defense of the photo that does not appear
above, Winston 'Justin' Wu writes on his own forum
[ Permalink ],
"Oh and yes it was in Mary Ann's hole. Every girl's hole is in a slightly
different place down there, so you cannot say for sure where her hole is!"
"Do you think every girls' hole is in the exact same place?? No, sometimes
the cunt or pussy is lower or higher. Everyone knows that."
It seems we stand corrected by Doctor Wu, professional gynecologist, whose
Spock-like logic and in-depth knowledge of the subject matter is simply unassailable.
If you appreciate this ongoing effort to inform the
world about Winston Wu and and spare
Third World women needless suffering, please leave your thoughts on the Guest Book Thank you!
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(Since April 15, 2009)
(Note: Unlike Mr. Wu, we are not asking for donations to maintain this site, make up for our laziness, pay for baby milk, insure against our stupidity or finance a prostitute habit.)