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Being the narcissist that he is, Winston Wu has made sure that there are LOTS of photos of him out here in Interweb land.  Most of them are for sale through his web site, in case you feel like jerking off to his pumpkin head while at the same time helping him with his ergophobia-induced financial problems.

Although this is just a small selection of photos, they accurately portray Mr. Wu and his lifestyle.  Click on a photo below to see the larger/more complete version.

Since it is hard to photograph his second pursuit in life (leeching off others), we need to restrict ourselves to his main activity -- 'chasing ass'.

One must credit Wu with incredible tenaciousness in the face of daunting odds: Women don't generally tolerate his company for more than 5 minutes, be it in person or in bed.  As a result, he takes what he can get, and pays for the rest.


Here are some of the beauties he attracts:

Why do bar girls find him so attractive? According to him, it's his amazing charisma and good looks. According to them, it's their job.
Another Stunner
Selecting dishes at his favorite Filipino take-out

I'd buy that for a dollar!
Straight from the Miss Angeles City 2007 Beauty Pageant
Winston scores another knockout

He sure knows how to pick 'em...
...out of the bar line-up
I guess she could be worse

Out shopping with another Miss Universe
I think this gorgeous couple-for-the-night look better in this shot

Like everything else, chasing skirt has an error rate.  Mr. Wu is known for his difficulty with recognizing she-male/transgender traits!
He was very keen on this "lady" he met in Las Vegas in October of 2006.  The subject of the email sent to all his friends: "Pictures of me with two bombshells with killer legs in Las Vegas"


More bar treats

Wu enjoys a free grope
Winston often complains that even prostitutes reject him. Here is onesuch.
Another one who wanted to keep things strictly platonic. Any guesses why?

Mr. Bobblehead strikes a pose
She keeps this photo on her mantlepiece
Oh my, what chiseled features

Most men would have a problem kissing a 'guest relations officer' who has 'relations' with 'guests' all night.  Not Winston.
The secret to meeting women: Visit them at their place of work!


After the bar comes the bedroom, of course

Wu gets 5 minutes of jollies with another hottie (LOL) at another seedy hotel
See the anticipation in his beady eyes?
He got a good deal for his $25 here. I wonder if he tipped her afterwards?

At least he's decent enough to keep his underpants on
...even if they are on his head
He called this bar girl his 'soul mate' because they could 'talk about anything'


Winston knows just how to make a lady feel special

A date outside the motorcycle rental store
Enjoying a free (for Winston) date on the street...
...and on the sofa of a pay-per-hour hotel

I hope they put plenty of chlorine in the pool
Another seedy sofa in another seedy hotel


Winston is very proud of his body, and justifiably so

Women are throwing themselves at it
(and bouncing right off)



How does he keep himself so toned? Food, drink and lots of bedroom action!

Cake is high up in his food pyramid
"Never eat anything bigger than your head" does not apply to Winston

The result of ½ a glass of wine
November 23, 2006
He should be more modest
He has a lot to be modest about
And the girls go wild!

Out shopping for food, he can't resist a fondle
He can't stick to the menu at the Chinese restaurant either



Winston lewd?!  Nooo!  What would his parents think?  Actually, far from caring, they in fact condone and finance this wastrel's lifestyle believe it or not.

A classy guy in any situation
Mmmmmm... musky!
You can see in her face how much she's turned on

I've seen more disgusting things, but I can't remember when
More bar fun, with the emphasis on 'bar f'
Hunt the nipple
It tasted as good for Winston as it did for the other guys



Winston creepy?  Well, yes, that he is.  He never passes up an opportunity to grope, stroke, massage, feel, caress or rub.  Girls just love that, and he knows it.

In the back of a van, January 2007.  60 seconds prior to this photo he was wide awake: In an attempt to get close to a sleeping girl who wanted nothing to do with him, here he pretends to fall asleep on her.



Winston a tightwad?  Yes, he currently holds the Guinness world record for tightwaddishness.

Stinginess is hard to photograph, but here he is, sharing a French fry



Winston unfaithful? Tell me it ain't true! Actually, it is hard to think of a time when he ever was faithful.  In the U.S. he experienced 'enforced faithfulness' by virtue of not being able to acquire a girlfriend.

Winston boasted about this secret liaison to his email buddies, complete with photos
It was May 2007, and his girlfriend was 2 months pregnant
Even Wu was embarrassed about this when his parents found out
He threatened the whistleblower with, "I'll take a club and split your skull, or I'll get someone else to do you in"

At least he's fair: He shares himself with other women, and photos of his 'wife' with other men. This photo (uncensored) was sent out as part of a bet that his wife's breasts were larger than someone else's.
Pure class.

From a January 5th, 2009 post to his forum entitled, "Photos of hot girls I was with on New Year's Eve!", here is the ever-faithful Winston Wu on New Year's Eve 2008

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One has to wonder whether this man has even the slightest clue about where one is supposed to spend New Year's Eve when one has a wife and son?



Winston is known for his occasional confusion over gender. From picking up shemales on the streets to dressing up in stockings and lipstick, he has "issues" in this department (and most others.)

What a pretty boy
Girl's night in
Girl's day out

He sent this one out to his mailing list...
...and asked everyone what they thought!



Special Trip Report: Tijuana, Mexico, 2006, before setting off for the Philippines (the $200-500 hookers in Las Vegas and the $60 hookers in Tijuana were too expensive for him.)

Unbelievably, Mr. Wu sent a complete no-holds-barred blow-by-blow trip report to his entire mailing list of some 400 persons, including his father.  In this trip report he discussed in depth topics including:

He took so long to choose a girl from the line-up that they started calling him "gay"
Going through his standard free grope ritual
Amazing how he can French-kiss a Tijuana prostitute who (he admits) was "servicing" men at a remarkable rate, including one 5 minutes after him
Then again, so long as she "looks clean enough", eh Winston?
Wow, he struck gold with this one



This has been a small selection of photos depicting the lifestyle of Winston Wu.  It should be borne in mind that these photographed moments in time are not just 'freak incidents' -- this is his life, as documented by himself and exposed -- by himself -- on the Internet for all to see.  He has absolutely no shame or standards of decency.

Winston Wu is a man who, through his web site "HappierAbroad.com", boasts of his amazing prowess with the ladies and claims that anyone can do what he is doing, namely "live inexpensively abroad and enjoy an amazing sex life."  This would be wonderful, save for the fact that he leaves out a few 'minor' details: This is what life is all about for Winston Wu: pleasing "Mr. Happy" at someone else's expense.  Nice work if you can get it.
 

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